theoretically.

Yesterday I went to Canadian Tire and bought binoculars. For bird watching. I’m not sure who I’m turning into, but it probably involves khaki pants, a floppy hat, and a baggy linen shirt.

[What the hell. I just went to Google to do an image search for "bird watcher" * and learned from their charming logo re-style that it's John James Audubon's birthday.  Happy birthday, pal.  I, too, am into creepy binoculars and things that fly.]

*Exactly.