Yesterday I went to Canadian Tire and bought binoculars. For bird watching. I’m not sure who I’m turning into, but it probably involves khaki pants, a floppy hat, and a baggy linen shirt. [What the hell. I just went to Google to do an image search for "bird watcher" * and learned from their charming logo [...]
People in Toronto laugh at my cell phone. They chuckle and say things like, ” Look at that, you still use one of THOSE! Good for you.” This usually happens while I’m slowly clicking my way through a short text message that’s probably barely legible because I forgot to hit “7″ four times to make [...]
WordPress croaked so I had to reinstall the whole thing, losing all of my posts since the last time I started over. Luckily, I’m not as prolific as I used to be so what I lost wasn’t much; some cat pics, some passive-aggressive whining, too many exclamation marks. So to my few dear readers left [...]